What did you think of that one. - Unknown Im not 40 Im 18 with 22 years of experience.
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You know you are old when you got to second base with a TSA screener.
Funny quotes being 40 years old. If youre 40 years old and youve never had a failure youve been deprived Gloria Swanson If youre 40 and slowing down isnt an option you might want to think twice about making U-turns. Funny 40th Birthday Quotes Group 6. You know you are old when the only females who pursue you are mosquitoes.
40 isnt that old if youre a tree 17. It doesnt compute not really. With forty comes knowledge They didnt teach in college.
The next thirty supply the commentary. Attitude just right Eyes shining bright. The lovely thing about being forty is that you can appreciate twenty-five-year-old men.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes Men do not quit playing because they grow oldthey grow old because they quit playing. Holy Shit youre old now. Below you will find our collection of inspirational wise and humorous old turning 40 quotes turning 40 sayings and turning 40 proverbs collected over the years from a variety of sources.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes Old age is like everything else. At 30 the wit. Schultz Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches rheumatism faulty eyesight and.
You know youre 40 when your back goes out more often than you do. The years ticked by Time how it flys But the day has arrived And youll survive. Sorry Ill speak louder.
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Which means that in dog years youre dead. By now youve probably got a fairly good grasp on who you are. At 40 the judgement-Benjamin Franklin.
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You know you are old when you can cough fart sneeze and pee at the same time. You know youre 40 when your back is hairier than your head. The first forty years of life give us the text.
Turning 40 Sayings and Quotes. You know you are old when you stop growing at both ends and start growing in the middle. Mold by Byron Pulsifer When things are 40 years old You can start to see the mold But this does not apply to you As you look like your brand new.
1032015 Guys are idiots till theyre what 40 years old-Wes Borland Middle age is when a guy keeps turning off lights for economical rather than romantic reasons-Eli Cass At 40 every time you suck in your gut your ankles swell-Unknown At 20 years of age the will reigns. When youre 40 dont worry about being over the hill. A Few More Funny Quotations.
Funny 40th Birthday Quotes and short jokes. - Ceil Kessler ceilck Most of being in your 40s is just looking for places to pee. - Melanie White When youre 40 you have so much to look forward to like a little peace and quiet when all the kids move out.
At least youre not still climbing it. You know youre 40 when youre in an elevator when your favourite song comes on. The best men were born in 1979.
442018 You might be staring down your 40th birthday like its the barrel of a gun but turning the big 4-0 shouldnt be all doom and gloom. Fifty is the youth of old age. 2792019 40 Quotes About Old Age Every man desires to live long but no man desires to be old.
Funny 40th Birthday Quotes Holy Shit youre old now. At forty begins Many more wins. You know youre 40 when getting lucky means a short wait in the doctors office.
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When youre 40 you have so much to look forward to like a little peace and quiet when all the kids move out. You know who your real friends are and youve finally found somebody who will reliably give you a decent haircut. - Jonathan Swift paraphrased Old age is always fifteen years older than I am.
I am not old enough to have children. Forty is the old age of youth. When youre 40 dont worry about being over the hill.
At least youre not still climbing it. You know youre 40 when. Those memories to remember.
Hope your fortieth is a blast Like the Beetles in the past. Jokes About Turning 40. Lifes not so bad As long as youre glad.
There I said it. - Victor Hugo Drinking beer eating cold spaghetti and wasting time on my computer because the 40s are the new 20s. Being 40 doesnt bother me nearly as much as being the parent of teenagers.
Funny 40th birthday quotesThis collection is about funny 40th birthday quoteswishesmessages and sayingsetc. 40 is how old my mother was when I was high school. - Unknown Just remember once youre over the hill you begin to pick up speed.
Being 40 doesnt bother me nearly as much as being the parent of teenagers.
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